i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING
"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"
I want to be this rich and indifferent one day
OH MY GOD NO
*punches the wall*
Ya’ll should really watch the video instead of see these gifs
WATCH IT THE ENDING IS SO FUCKING GREAT
OH MY GOD I FREAKED OUT watching this; don’t you break that dog’s heart
Oh god I didn’t watch it the first few times I saw it on my dash bc I knew it would break my heart but noooo its so cute!!!! Watch it!
In case you aren’t watching every minute of training camp footage produced by BHTV, I’m here for you.
Lurking in the innocuously titled “Day 3, breaking camp” video is Jonny Toews rocking the infatuated eyes with the following quote: “I think he’s been skating a lot so I mean it’s just, same old Kaner, y’know. It seems like a lot of guys out there have to get back in that game mode where they get back up to speed, maybe shake off a little rust, doesn’t seem like Kaner has to go through that like the rest of us.”